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Sith Apprentice

Are We Living In An Alternative Universe?

Something feels wrong. If you're a Trekkie, you remember the episode, "Yesterday's Enterprise." To recap: because of a rift in time, the Enterprise-C was destroyed while fighting to protect a Klingon outpost. That lost gesture led to 20 years of war. The Federation was fighting a war that should not have happened.

Anecdotes : The Birth

Things started a while before the main event-- even the preamble
to the main event.

We were just completing out our move on March 10th. You know:
there's one afternoon of guys moving boxes and donuts/pizza/pop/beer being
consumed and 10 days of getting out of one place and into another. Well,
I was bringing the last box in on March 10th and I thought: "This is
it. I'm going to go in and find out that Cheryl is in labor.
" So I went
in and Cheryl was freaking.
She had had contractions and was terrified.

Episodes : Don't Worry! He's Our Friend!

In Tim Bailey I have a best friend and a minor enemy. Tim and I are still good friends. But, I am sure that his ankle would spike my drink with arsenic if only the ankle could convince the foot or a hand to provide aid.

Do I Smell Tin Foil

A surefire remedy to telemarketers

Whimsical Mike

I have a real wacky side and rather than hide it, I've devoted a section of my site to it.

What is a gigasecond?

Are you a gigasecond old? What was happening a gigasecond ago? What the heck is a gigasecond?

Are We Living In An Alternative Universe?

I make my case for why we're living in some weirdo alternative universe. How do we get back? How!!!?

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