The Meme Maker
Weird phrases likely to encapsulate an idea in an expression:
Bottom Runger
- (noun) . Someone who is hanging on to the bottom rung of the social
ladder.
Bottom Rungmobile
- (noun) . Public transit-- specifically buses.
Delta - (noun)
From Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World".
In his fictional ideal civilization, there are Alphas, Beta, Gammas and
Deltas. Detlas are the drones who carry out menial tasks and live for
doled out portions of soma. In our society, Deltas serve no useful purpose.
Rather than carry out base chores, they're seen skateboarding, pickking
fights at bus stops and traipsing down the street with a case of Lucky
at 2PM on a weekday. Idle Deltas separate our civilization from a utopia.
A group of Deltas is refered to as a "grunge of Deltas."
Bowl Cracker - (noun)
A large bowel movement that threatens to "crack the bowl" of the toilet.
Box of Dead Kittens - (noun)
An event or circumstance that is bad and surprising in every respect.
Cooch Repair - (noun)
a.k.a. Vaginal Rejuvenation and/or Labia Reduction.
Ethical Vacancy - (noun)
The current state of Western civilization. Ethical behaviour drives people to do the
right thing because it is right. A state of ethnical vacancy means that you are compelled
to do nothing "right." The only meter of whether something is not "right" is whether
you are caught. For example: if you steal a car in an ethically vacant environment, it is
only wrong if you get caught. The victim of the theft has to bear blame because they failed
to keep the car from getting stolen.
Feeding Tube Hole - (noun)
formerly a "belly button" or "navel" or "umbillicus".
Gothsitistute - (noun)
Goth Prostitute.
Girlum
- (noun) A girl or woman who shares a number of traits with the character
Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Example traits: stringy hair, dark mis-sized
eyes, raspy voice, jumpy dissettled manner, etc..
Mexican Fire Drill - (verb)
Similar to a Chinese Fire Drill. On command, every hops out of the car, runs
around the car and one person hops into the trunk.
Oughts - (noun)
. The years between the start of a century and the tenth year of that
century. For example: as of this writing, it is two thousand ought eight
(2008)
Shrillary - (noun) Hillary Clinton: 2008's Nelson Dewey
Slave Chow - (noun)
Food sold to people who are effective slaves in Western civilization. Qualities:
- low to no nurtitional value
- fatty but tasty
- easy to buy
- wrapped in paper or sold in a paper box
- sold by staff who wear paper hats and/or have one or more stripes on their uniforms.
- marketed through pop culture
Special Mitten Lane
- (noun) Righthand lane on highways.
Traffic Crippling
- (verb) When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic
calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling."
Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists
get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic,
they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus or bottom
rungmobile). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending
the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by
any one motorist. Victoria BC
and the Capital Regional District
are strong proponents for traffic crippling. They have created metropolis
like gridlock in a city that is barely large enough to be considered a
city.
Tramp Stamp
- (noun) . The tattoo women put on their lower back, below their kidneys
and above their thong panties. Excellent identifier of whether the female
is a delta.